Earlier today, a charming piece of RNC propaganda arrived at The Snarkster's abode, so she thought it might be fun to do a little mischief on it and play around with the reverse message to create a political cleave poem--in Obama's favor, of course.
Diebold ought to be held responsible for this irresponsible leak. What good is the election process if the people responsible for fixing the election release the results ahead of time?
Unfortunately, The Snarkster fears that Barack Obama has just handed the presidency to his opponent by selecting Joe Biden as his VP running mate.
Now TS has nothing against Mr. Biden, but he just doesn't add much to the ticket.
It's too bad that Senator Obama has allowed a personal vendetta to interfere in the creation of a blockbuster ticket with Hillary Clinton. Like JFK back in 1960, BHO, for the sake of the presidency, should have just sucked it up and asked HRC on board.
He still has TS's vote, but one fears that TS represents a significant minority. ________________________________________________________________ *
Mr. McCain, play nice in the political sandbox. You'd better be careful who you call a celebrity--sticks and stones will make me groan, and is "celebrity" really such a dirty word?. 'Sides, it looks as though you have embraced the popular culture more than your charismatic opponent, who is popular just because he breathes.
You see, you have to work at being a celebrity by getting yourself booked on dubious TV shows and movies. Wedding Crashers? SNL? For real?
For better or worse, the people who support Barack Obama have created his popularity and celebrity because he speaks for them, not special interest Republicans.
If you're going to go after Obama, do it on the issues, not on some Paris Hilton-esque premise of popularity.
In fact, you might consider adding Ms. Hilton as your running mate and even Britney Spears (now apparently rehabbed) as your Attorney General--add some eye candy to the political landscape.
Paris' energy plan sounds pretty good, even if she's just a puppet for an Obama for President group.
We know what it's like dealing with Puppet Regimes, having done so for the past seven (long) years.
The Heart-breakingly Lovely Phillipa Fallon (1958), a McCain Peeress? ___________________________________________________________________
Or see this post with Phillipa Fallon, the 1958 beat poetess who appeared in the campy High School Confidential.
She's about your age, no? And I'll bet she's still hot, hot, hot.
Nonetheless, that smoky 50's voice will win the hearts of America and instill a sense of fear into despot dictators, especially that pesky Osama bin Laden.
Today on This Week in YouTube, Lon Harris and Leah D'Emilio present the show that doesn't wear black masks, even though it's shot in Beijing. First up is a clip revealing a dreadful conspiracy spreading rainbows across the nation, an unreleased project by Joss Whedon, and an attack ad by John McCain. Paris Hilton fires back immediately, and as a result, McCain's head explodes. Wrapping up this week in YouTube is a clip from 1920s Dark Knight, a Heavy Metal Monk, and The Pharcyde's first video since they reunited. That's This Week in YouTube, which we watch so you don't have to.
* ...Then this astounding discovery is bigger than John Edward's head! YouTube deems the following video as being inappropriate for minors, but The Snarkster has heard worse in the ivied halls. _____________________________________________________________________
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