'Nuff said.
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Showing posts with label John McCain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John McCain. Show all posts
All Along the Campaign Trail!
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"Yowza, Yowza!"
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In the other gardens -- On the endless networks
And all up the vale, -- And all through cyberspace,
From the autumn bonfires -- From Springtime surprises
See the smoke trail! -- Now see how they placed!
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Pleasant summer over -- Conventions now passed
And all the summer flowers, -- And all summer potshots,
The red fire blazes, -- O'Biden blazes hot,
The grey smoke towers. --McPalin does not.
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Sing a song of seasons! -- Sing a song of absurdity!
Something bright in all! -- All frightful in Fall!
Flowers in the summer, -- Hucksters all through Summer,
Fires in the fall! -- One winner nabs all!
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Entry of the Gladiators, Pennywise the Clown
circa687
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In the other gardens -- On the endless networks
And all up the vale, -- And all through cyberspace,
From the autumn bonfires -- From Springtime surprises
See the smoke trail! -- Now see how they placed!
Pleasant summer over -- Conventions now passed
And all the summer flowers, -- And all summer potshots,
The red fire blazes, -- O'Biden blazes hot,
The grey smoke towers. --McPalin does not.
Sing a song of seasons! -- Sing a song of absurdity!
Something bright in all! -- All frightful in Fall!
Flowers in the summer, -- Hucksters all through Summer,
Fires in the fall! -- One winner nabs all!
--Seed Poem: "Autumn Fires," Robert Louis Stevenson
Entry of the Gladiators, Pennywise the Clown
circa687
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Mavericks (Cleave Poetry)
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Mavericks: The McPalin Team*
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(Apologies to William Wordsworth)
The cock is crowing -- The Mav'rick a-groaning
The stream is flowing -- The bullshit a-running
The small birds twitter -- The GOP a-flitter
The lake doth glitter -- The banks a-slippin'
The green field sleeps in the sun; -- In fog, the Moose a-hidin'
The oldest and youngest -- He and She wanna-bees
Are at work with the strongest; -- At odds with odds the longest;
The cattle are grazing, -- Joe's six-packs are amazin'
Their heads never raising; -- Their polls ne'er a-risin';
There are forty feeding like one! -- Seven hundred billion? Who won?
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Like an army defeated -- The Mav'ricks march unheeded
The snow hath retreated, -- The rescue near defeated,
And now doth fare ill -- Almost disappearin' to nil
On the top of the bare hill; -- Come the Dems to save the bill;
The plowboy is whooping--anon-anon: -- Former playboy, flound'ring--Viet-nam:
There's joy in the mountains; -- There's no joy in mudslinging;
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*Thanks to Eric N. Brown for the photo.
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The cock is crowing -- The Mav'rick a-groaning
The stream is flowing -- The bullshit a-running
The small birds twitter -- The GOP a-flitter
The lake doth glitter -- The banks a-slippin'
The green field sleeps in the sun; -- In fog, the Moose a-hidin'
The oldest and youngest -- He and She wanna-bees
Are at work with the strongest; -- At odds with odds the longest;
The cattle are grazing, -- Joe's six-packs are amazin'
Their heads never raising; -- Their polls ne'er a-risin';
There are forty feeding like one! -- Seven hundred billion? Who won?
Like an army defeated -- The Mav'ricks march unheeded
The snow hath retreated, -- The rescue near defeated,
And now doth fare ill -- Almost disappearin' to nil
On the top of the bare hill; -- Come the Dems to save the bill;
The plowboy is whooping--anon-anon: -- Former playboy, flound'ring--Viet-nam:
There's joy in the mountains; -- There's no joy in mudslinging;
There's life in the fountains; -- No life in the campaignin';
Small clouds are sailing, -- There's a-slumpin' in autumn,
Blue sky prevailing; -- Barracuda's a-floppin';
The rain is over and gone! -- Over and gone: McPalin's pain!
Small clouds are sailing, -- There's a-slumpin' in autumn,
Blue sky prevailing; -- Barracuda's a-floppin';
The rain is over and gone! -- Over and gone: McPalin's pain!
Seed Poem: "March," by William Wordsworth
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*Thanks to Eric N. Brown for the photo.
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Wall Street in Tatters, The Bitchfest Smackdown Continues!!!!
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Is McCain Sarah Palin's Bitch?
LisaNova says,
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Sarah Palin Exclusive Interview with Charles Gibson on ABC!!
LisaNova says,
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The Snarkster worries about her money.
Watch as President Bush and his cronies fritter away taxpayer money.
Do we REALLY want to own failing banks, Mortgage Companies, and Freddie and Fanny?
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Is McCain Sarah Palin's Bitch?
LisaNova says,
http://lisanovalive.comOr post comments on Snark.me
Alaskan Governer Sarah Palin is John McCain's VP running mate.
Sarah Palin played by LisaNova
Dan Oster as John McCain
http://www.youtube.com/user/commander...
**Questions to answer in comment section:
1) What do you think of Sarah Palin, McCain's choice
for VP?
2) Do you think he chose her solely for political reasons?
3) Are people being too tough on her?
4) Is her inexperience equivalent to Obama's?
5) Would you be comfortable with her as President?
6) Who is going to win the election in November? Do
you care?
7) Do you think having Sarah Palin as VP will sway a lot of Hillary Clinton supporters to vote McCain? Follow LisaNova on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/Lisa_Nova
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Sarah Palin Exclusive Interview with Charles Gibson on ABC!!
LisaNova says,
Please answer comment questions!Post here at Snark.me
1. What did you think of the Sarah Palin Interview?
2. Were you impressed with her knowledge of the issues?
3. Did Charlie Gibson press her enough with his questions?
4. Did the interview alter your impression of her?
5. Why don't you think she's willing to give more interviews?
Charles Gibson played by Dan Oster
http://www.youtube.com/user/commander...
Sarah Palin played by Lisa Donovan aka LisaNova
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The Snarkster worries about her money.
Watch as President Bush and his cronies fritter away taxpayer money.
Do we REALLY want to own failing banks, Mortgage Companies, and Freddie and Fanny?
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Troll Alert!!! Everywhere, Yet Nowhere...
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Remember the childhood game "Where's Waldo"?
Now you can play it, too, with your favorite Troll!!!
Just watch the above video and see if you can find The Troll.
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Remember the childhood game "Where's Waldo"?
Now you can play it, too, with your favorite Troll!!!
Just watch the above video and see if you can find The Troll.
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Unnecessary Snark Force 2
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After the Inaugural Ball: The Reality
The Troll (see right side panel) takes on a minor role, albeit an important one, in this gripping saga of gratuitous violence as the dynamic Republican duo makes our country safe for Democracy.
Viewer discretion advised. May challenge one's deeply held Republican tenets.
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The Troll (see right side panel) takes on a minor role, albeit an important one, in this gripping saga of gratuitous violence as the dynamic Republican duo makes our country safe for Democracy.
Viewer discretion advised. May challenge one's deeply held Republican tenets.
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Disco Snark 2
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If John McCain is elected, this will be the scene at the Inaugural Ball.
The Veep and the Second Dude!
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If John McCain is elected, this will be the scene at the Inaugural Ball.
The Veep and the Second Dude!
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I am Sarah Palin, and I approve this message...
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The Snarkster believes that this is a kick-ass election year.
And I approve this message.
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The Snarkster believes that this is a kick-ass election year.
And I approve this message.
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Disco Snark
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The Snarkster has WAY too much time on her hands, having gone over to JibJab.com to create this special performance by none other than the dynamic duo Republican candidates.
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Big Bully Sarah Barracuda Supports the Aerial Gunning of White Wolves...
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Sarah Boop-dee-doo Barracuda sends her Todd a-hunting
EzechielEtzel
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Sarah Barracuda Sends Her Todd a-hunting
Chorus:
(Tweaked by The Snarkster and based on the traditional anonymous folksong/poem A Hunting We Will Go.)
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Now let's get serious here...
How would YOU like to be hunted down from an airplane, with no where to go?
Whether you hunt or not, you should be aware that this is NOT a sport; a true sport involves a situation where the hunted has a possibility of escaping. This is not the case when the hunter has all the advantage, and the hunted has none. This is a blood bath.
Does picking off animals from an airplane REALLY show the world how big your balls (or boobs) are?
The following video clip is disturbing and difficult to watch; viewer discretion is advised:
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Oilwellian says, "It's time to end this most despicable, barbaric act against the wolf. Enough!"
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Aerial Wolf Gunning 101
WHAT IS IT, AND WHY DOES VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SARAH PALIN SUPPORT THE PRACTICE?
By Samantha Henig
Posted on Slate (Tuesday, Sept. 2, 2008, at 6:38 PM ET)
Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska and John McCain's vice presidential pick, is an enthusiastic hunter who has proposed legislation and cash incentives to encourage aerial wolf gunning, the controversial practice of shooting wolves from an aircraft. Do people in Alaska really shoot wolves from planes?
Yes, but only with the government's permission. Aerial shooting yields better results than traditional hunting, since it allows the hunter to cover a lot of ground quickly and track target animals from a clear vantage point. Historically, hunters also used planes to drive animals—polar bears in Alaska and elk in Montana, among others—toward gunmen waiting on the ground. But many hunters found the practice unsportsmanlike, since it violates the "fair chase" ethic, and animal rights activists call it inhumane, since airborne gunmen rarely get a clean (i.e., relatively painless) kill. In response to concerns like these, Congress passed the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972, which made it illegal for hunters to shoot animals from a plane or helicopter.
Read the rest of this article...
See another video featuring these beautiful animals...
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Once again, A HUGE thanks to Diana Manister for bringing this issue and the Slate article to The Snarkster's attention.
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Sarah Boop-dee-doo Barracuda sends her Todd a-hunting
EzechielEtzel
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Sarah Barracuda Sends Her Todd a-hunting
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll catch a fox and put him in a box
Ne'er to let him go
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll catch a fish and serve him on a dish
Ne'er to let him go
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll snare a bear and raid her lair
Ne'er to let them go
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll shoot a pig and pretend he's big
Ne'er to let him go
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll nab a giraffe and make him gag
Ne'er to let him go
A hunting Todd will go, for Sarah he will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting he will go
A hunting he will go, a hunting he will go
He'll gore a boar and make him roar
Ne'er to let him go
Chorus:
A flying Todd will go, for Sarah he will fly
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a flying he will go
A flying he will go, for Sarah he will fly
He will slaughter a wolf, make Sarah a coat
Ne'er to let her go
A running Sarah will do, for Johnny she will run
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a running she will do
A running she will do, for Johnny she will run
She will a gut a moose, play fast and loose
Never ever to tell the truth
A mighty fine Veep, we will never have seen
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a mighty fine Veep
A mighty fine Veep, we will never have seen
She will aim her gun, perhaps have some fun
With a little luck, blast Dick Cheney's bum
(Tweaked by The Snarkster and based on the traditional anonymous folksong/poem A Hunting We Will Go.)
Now let's get serious here...
How would YOU like to be hunted down from an airplane, with no where to go?
Whether you hunt or not, you should be aware that this is NOT a sport; a true sport involves a situation where the hunted has a possibility of escaping. This is not the case when the hunter has all the advantage, and the hunted has none. This is a blood bath.
Does picking off animals from an airplane REALLY show the world how big your balls (or boobs) are?
The following video clip is disturbing and difficult to watch; viewer discretion is advised:
Oilwellian says, "It's time to end this most despicable, barbaric act against the wolf. Enough!"
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Aerial Wolf Gunning 101
WHAT IS IT, AND WHY DOES VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SARAH PALIN SUPPORT THE PRACTICE?
By Samantha Henig
Posted on Slate (Tuesday, Sept. 2, 2008, at 6:38 PM ET)
Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska and John McCain's vice presidential pick, is an enthusiastic hunter who has proposed legislation and cash incentives to encourage aerial wolf gunning, the controversial practice of shooting wolves from an aircraft. Do people in Alaska really shoot wolves from planes?
Yes, but only with the government's permission. Aerial shooting yields better results than traditional hunting, since it allows the hunter to cover a lot of ground quickly and track target animals from a clear vantage point. Historically, hunters also used planes to drive animals—polar bears in Alaska and elk in Montana, among others—toward gunmen waiting on the ground. But many hunters found the practice unsportsmanlike, since it violates the "fair chase" ethic, and animal rights activists call it inhumane, since airborne gunmen rarely get a clean (i.e., relatively painless) kill. In response to concerns like these, Congress passed the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972, which made it illegal for hunters to shoot animals from a plane or helicopter.
Read the rest of this article...
See another video featuring these beautiful animals...
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Once again, A HUGE thanks to Diana Manister for bringing this issue and the Slate article to The Snarkster's attention.
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A Turvey-Topsy World Where a Trojan Moose Heads for the Bridge to Nowhere
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Pork
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(Apologies to William B. Rands, 1823-1882, updated by The Snarkster)
Chorus:
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The Bridge to Nowhere (Video uploaded to YouTube in August 2006)
AFPFoundation says,
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"Sarah Palin: A Trojan Moose Concealing Four More Years of George Bush"
By Arianna Huffington (Huffngton Post)
"Did Sarah Palin wrongfully push to have her ex-brother-in law fired? Was she really against the "Bridge to Nowhere?" Did she really sell Alaska's plane on eBay, or just list it on eBay? Did she actually have any substantial duties commanding the Alaska National Guard?
The correct answer to all these questions is: who cares? Which isn't to say these aren't valid questions, or that Palin and the McCain camp aren't playing it fast, loose, and coy with each of them. The point is that Palin, and the circus she's brought to town, are simply a bountiful collection of small lies deliberately designed to distract the country from one big truth: the havoc that George Bush and the Republican Party have wrought, and that John McCain is committed to continuing.
Read the rest of this article.
See also about the polar bear controversy.
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Sarah Palin's Lies
LairdKeir
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(Thanks to Diana Manister for the Huffington Post and Polar Bear news clips and the inspiration for this post and poem.)
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Now the Chipmunk courts the Moose,
--------And the Elephant on the Fly;
Now Math is built on slip'pry lies;
--------Two plus two is always five;
If Lady Viper becomes the master,
--------Earmarks to kill the People's Pig,
The Bridge to Nowhere a dire disaster?
--------No worries: deny, deny, deny;
The Trojan Moose conceals her weapons
--------From a crowd of six-point Bucks;
If First Gentleman shot the Lady's rump,
--------The world would be downside-up!
If any or all of these blunders
--------Should ever come about,
We should not consider them wonders;
--------Hung we would be--inside, up, and out.
Oink-oink, poor Pig,
--------Have you any pork?
Yes, Ma'am, a bag-full,
--------Speed, Moose, speed!
Underfoot, a thousand more dead.
--------Cut, cut the Porcine's hide,
Out jumped the money-pot:
--------John, Big John!
Cross-hack, cross-hack,
--------Slit, slit and spin the lies--
The belly finally opened:
--------Out leaped Polar Bear, snout a-fire!
The Bridge to Nowhere (Video uploaded to YouTube in August 2006)
AFPFoundation says,
After visiting 27 states and dozens of pork-barrel earmarks from Vermont to San Diego and Florida to Wyoming, the Ending Earmarks Express has now visted the granddaddy of all pork-barrel earmarks... the infamous Bridge to Nowhere in Ketchikan, Alaska. As you'll see in the accompanying video we shot on the ferry between Ketchikan and tiny Gravina Island in a remote section of southeastern Alaska, there's really no need to spend $223 million federal taxpayer dollars on a bridge longer than the Golden Gate and taller than the Brooklyn Bridge.
By Arianna Huffington (Huffngton Post)
"Did Sarah Palin wrongfully push to have her ex-brother-in law fired? Was she really against the "Bridge to Nowhere?" Did she really sell Alaska's plane on eBay, or just list it on eBay? Did she actually have any substantial duties commanding the Alaska National Guard?
The correct answer to all these questions is: who cares? Which isn't to say these aren't valid questions, or that Palin and the McCain camp aren't playing it fast, loose, and coy with each of them. The point is that Palin, and the circus she's brought to town, are simply a bountiful collection of small lies deliberately designed to distract the country from one big truth: the havoc that George Bush and the Republican Party have wrought, and that John McCain is committed to continuing.
Read the rest of this article.
See also about the polar bear controversy.
Sarah Palin's Lies
LairdKeir
(Thanks to Diana Manister for the Huffington Post and Polar Bear news clips and the inspiration for this post and poem.)
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There Was a Little Girl and She Had a Little Gun (Anonymous Nursery Rhyme, 2008 Version)
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Sarah and Todd Palin at play.
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There was a little girl,
And she had a little gun,
And her bullets were made of lead, lead, lead;
She went to the brook,
and saw a little duck,
And she shot it right through the head, head, head.
She carried it home
to her redneck Todd,
And bade him a fire to make, make, make.
To roast the little duck
She had shot in the brook,
And she'd go and fetch the drake, drake, drake.
The drake was a-swimming
With his curly tail;
The little girl made it her mark, mark, mark.
But gave Todd her gun.
Ach! He fired too soon,
And the drake flew away with a quack, quack, quack.
The G.O.P. came a-calling
with its surly N.R.A.
The little girl flirted with her eyes, eyes, eyes.
Old John wanted her youth.
Ach! She fired dead on,
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Is This For Real????? Todd Palin EXPOSED! Miss Whale Blubber and Moose Hunter?
steveoaksalaska says,A Video of Todd Palin from 1996...
In 1996 Bristol Palin daughter of Sarah Palin (presumptive vice-presidential Republican nominee) was attending Iditarod Elementary School in Alaska. The teacher asked the students to ask their parents if they had any unwanted video cameras they could donate (for skits). Bristol Palin brought in a camera. The spurious VHS tape found inside that camera featured her husband Todd Palin talking aloud to five-year old Bristol (she's holding the camera) about wife Sarah Palin regarding her 1996 Wasilla election win. (Her first term as mayor) DON'T MISS THIS! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS MAN SAYS!
by norm augustinus
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Moral of story:
Stand by your man but keep his lip zipped.
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Pugetopolis, Snarkmeister in Poetic Motion, Snarks in on Sarah Palin
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Poughkeepsie Postmodernism
—for John McCain & Sarah Palin
“Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?”
—Gene “Popeye” Hackman,
The French Connection (1971)
Poughkeepsie rules—
GOP Postmodernism!!!
POMO pigs of the Oink!!!
Snark me baby!!!
Nothing’s more snarky—
than Intelligent Design.
It’s a hoity-toity version
of being a Bible Belt Bigot.
It’s a kitschy version of—
being Born Again Christian.
A smarmy way to get votes
But then Republicans have
No shame do they?
Putting a woman on the
Ticket—an Intelligent Design
Queen Bee—it’s so Lame.
Talk about Hollywood redux
And Elmer Gantry shame.
Pushing all the same old
Cynical Elephant buttons—
Pulling out the last gasps
Of Red State Rubes and
Milking the cash-cow dry.
Sarah Palin is Creationist—
She’s anti-choice and anti-
Abortionist plus she leads
Rabid Feminists for Life…
Sarah “Barracuda” Palin—
Known for her intense
Highschool basketball play
Is an Alaskan cold fish.
She hunts, she fishes—
She poses for Vogue
And Outdoor Life with
Dead deer and caribou…
She’s good with a gun—
Not very pro-life as far
As animals are concerned
But she won’t shoot fetus.
Sarah Palin is no angel—
No Geraldine Ferraro but
Then John McCain needs
His Vampire Maverick fix…
Going for the disgruntled
Hillary Clinton votes but
Then it’s a day late and a
Dollar short, as usual…
Poughkeepsie rules—
GOP Postmodernism!!!
POMO pigs of the Oink!!!
Snark me baby!!!
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Copyright 2008, Pugetopolis.
Posted with permission from poet.
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"Ever Pick Your Feet in Poughkeepsie?" From The French Connection
seanseven777
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Poughkeepsie Postmodernism
—for John McCain & Sarah Palin
“Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?”
—Gene “Popeye” Hackman,
The French Connection (1971)
Poughkeepsie rules—
GOP Postmodernism!!!
POMO pigs of the Oink!!!
Snark me baby!!!
Nothing’s more snarky—
than Intelligent Design.
It’s a hoity-toity version
of being a Bible Belt Bigot.
It’s a kitschy version of—
being Born Again Christian.
A smarmy way to get votes
But then Republicans have
No shame do they?
Putting a woman on the
Ticket—an Intelligent Design
Queen Bee—it’s so Lame.
Talk about Hollywood redux
And Elmer Gantry shame.
Pushing all the same old
Cynical Elephant buttons—
Pulling out the last gasps
Of Red State Rubes and
Milking the cash-cow dry.
Sarah Palin is Creationist—
She’s anti-choice and anti-
Abortionist plus she leads
Rabid Feminists for Life…
Sarah “Barracuda” Palin—
Known for her intense
Highschool basketball play
Is an Alaskan cold fish.
She hunts, she fishes—
She poses for Vogue
And Outdoor Life with
Dead deer and caribou…
She’s good with a gun—
Not very pro-life as far
As animals are concerned
But she won’t shoot fetus.
Sarah Palin is no angel—
No Geraldine Ferraro but
Then John McCain needs
His Vampire Maverick fix…
Going for the disgruntled
Hillary Clinton votes but
Then it’s a day late and a
Dollar short, as usual…
Poughkeepsie rules—
GOP Postmodernism!!!
POMO pigs of the Oink!!!
Snark me baby!!!
Copyright 2008, Pugetopolis.
Posted with permission from poet.
"Ever Pick Your Feet in Poughkeepsie?" From The French Connection
seanseven777
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The Snarkster Fears the Women's Movement AND The Economy Have Just Flashed Back 100 Years...
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Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:
This is a joke, a huge "gotcha," right?
The Snarkster hopes so.
Also be aware that someone close to Sarah Palin may have been tampering with her Wikipedia article.
More
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What Happens When You Put a Beauty Queen in Front of a Microphone
theohreallyfactororg
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Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:
How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.
- She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.
- Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.
- She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.
- Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.
- She doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.
- She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.
From a MoveOn.org email
This is a joke, a huge "gotcha," right?
The Snarkster hopes so.
Also be aware that someone close to Sarah Palin may have been tampering with her Wikipedia article.
What Happens When You Put a Beauty Queen in Front of a Microphone
theohreallyfactororg
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Meet NRA Glamor Girl, Gun Totin' GOP Veep Candidate Sarah Palin...
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Alaska Governor and John McCain Running Mate Sarah Palin and Friends
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"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The Beatles
josueharrison
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Let's Get Literary Or Emily Dickinson (1830-1836) Weighs in From the Afterlife 'cos, Gosh Darn, This Loaded Gun Poem FITS!
My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
In Corners -- till a Day
The Owner passed -- identified --
And carried Me away --
And now We roam in Sovereign Woods --
And now We hunt the Doe --
And every time I speak for Him --
The Mountains straight reply --
And do I smile, such cordial light
Upon the Valley glow --
It is as a Vesuvian face
Had let its pleasure through --
And when at Night -- Our good Day done --
I guard My Master's Head --
'Tis better than the Eider-Duck's
Deep Pillow -- to have shared --
To foe of His -- I'm deadly foe --
None stir the second time --
On whom I lay a Yellow Eye --
Or an emphatic Thumb --
Though I than He -- may longer live
He longer must -- than I --
For I have but the power to kill,
Without -- the power to die --
Watch Snark.me For A Brand-new Modern Poem Dedicated to Gov. Palin!!!
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PaulFVillarreal _____________________________________________________________________
Lurple says,
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The Snarkster hopes she's a better shot than our current veep.
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"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The Beatles
josueharrison
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Let's Get Literary Or Emily Dickinson (1830-1836) Weighs in From the Afterlife 'cos, Gosh Darn, This Loaded Gun Poem FITS!
My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
In Corners -- till a Day
The Owner passed -- identified --
And carried Me away --
And now We roam in Sovereign Woods --
And now We hunt the Doe --
And every time I speak for Him --
The Mountains straight reply --
And do I smile, such cordial light
Upon the Valley glow --
It is as a Vesuvian face
Had let its pleasure through --
And when at Night -- Our good Day done --
I guard My Master's Head --
'Tis better than the Eider-Duck's
Deep Pillow -- to have shared --
To foe of His -- I'm deadly foe --
None stir the second time --
On whom I lay a Yellow Eye --
Or an emphatic Thumb --
Though I than He -- may longer live
He longer must -- than I --
For I have but the power to kill,
Without -- the power to die --
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PaulFVillarreal
Lurple says,
KTUU news piece by Bill McAllister on bloggers and the Sarah Palin for VP movement. Interview with Les Kinsolving, Steve Maloney, Fred Barnes, and Sarah Palin. Air date 8-24-07
The Snarkster hopes she's a better shot than our current veep.
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The Snarkster is Puzzled as to Why John McCain's Adsters Would Put a Video Ad on THIS Page...
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Memo to John McCain:
Does this look like a site that would support your campaign?
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tmptv
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Unfortunately, The Snarkster fears that Barack Obama has just handed the presidency to his opponent by selecting Joe Biden as his VP running mate.
Now TS has nothing against Mr. Biden, but he just doesn't add much to the ticket.
It's too bad that Senator Obama has allowed a personal vendetta to interfere in the creation of a blockbuster ticket with Hillary Clinton. Like JFK back in 1960, BHO, for the sake of the presidency, should have just sucked it up and asked HRC on board.
He still has TS's vote, but one fears that TS represents a significant minority.
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Memo to John McCain:
Does this look like a site that would support your campaign?
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tmptv
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Unfortunately, The Snarkster fears that Barack Obama has just handed the presidency to his opponent by selecting Joe Biden as his VP running mate.
Now TS has nothing against Mr. Biden, but he just doesn't add much to the ticket.
It's too bad that Senator Obama has allowed a personal vendetta to interfere in the creation of a blockbuster ticket with Hillary Clinton. Like JFK back in 1960, BHO, for the sake of the presidency, should have just sucked it up and asked HRC on board.
He still has TS's vote, but one fears that TS represents a significant minority.
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John McCain: Jumping the Snark? Celebrity is as Celebrity Does, and The Snarkster Doesn't Care All That Much for Fame Anyway...
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Who's the Celeb Now?
GottaLaff
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Mr. McCain, play nice in the political sandbox. You'd better be careful who you call a celebrity--sticks and stones will make me groan, and is "celebrity" really such a dirty word?. 'Sides, it looks as though you have embraced the popular culture more than your charismatic opponent, who is popular just because he breathes.
You see, you have to work at being a celebrity by getting yourself booked on dubious TV shows and movies. Wedding Crashers? SNL? For real?
For better or worse, the people who support Barack Obama have created his popularity and celebrity because he speaks for them, not special interest Republicans.
If you're going to go after Obama, do it on the issues, not on some Paris Hilton-esque premise of popularity.
In fact, you might consider adding Ms. Hilton as your running mate and even Britney Spears (now apparently rehabbed) as your Attorney General--add some eye candy to the political landscape.
Paris' energy plan sounds pretty good, even if she's just a puppet for an Obama for President group.
We know what it's like dealing with Puppet Regimes, having done so for the past seven (long) years.
The Heart-breakingly Lovely Phillipa Fallon (1958), a McCain Peeress?
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Or see this post with Phillipa Fallon, the 1958 beat poetess who appeared in the campy High School Confidential.
She's about your age, no? And I'll bet she's still hot, hot, hot.
Nonetheless, that smoky 50's voice will win the hearts of America and instill a sense of fear into despot dictators, especially that pesky Osama bin Laden.
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Here's McCain's plan for withdrawal from Iraq:
benisontenet
Who's the Celeb Now?
GottaLaff
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Mr. McCain, play nice in the political sandbox. You'd better be careful who you call a celebrity--sticks and stones will make me groan, and is "celebrity" really such a dirty word?. 'Sides, it looks as though you have embraced the popular culture more than your charismatic opponent, who is popular just because he breathes.
You see, you have to work at being a celebrity by getting yourself booked on dubious TV shows and movies. Wedding Crashers? SNL? For real?
For better or worse, the people who support Barack Obama have created his popularity and celebrity because he speaks for them, not special interest Republicans.
If you're going to go after Obama, do it on the issues, not on some Paris Hilton-esque premise of popularity.
In fact, you might consider adding Ms. Hilton as your running mate and even Britney Spears (now apparently rehabbed) as your Attorney General--add some eye candy to the political landscape.
Paris' energy plan sounds pretty good, even if she's just a puppet for an Obama for President group.
We know what it's like dealing with Puppet Regimes, having done so for the past seven (long) years.
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Or see this post with Phillipa Fallon, the 1958 beat poetess who appeared in the campy High School Confidential.
She's about your age, no? And I'll bet she's still hot, hot, hot.
Nonetheless, that smoky 50's voice will win the hearts of America and instill a sense of fear into despot dictators, especially that pesky Osama bin Laden.
________________________________________________________________________
Here's McCain's plan for withdrawal from Iraq:
benisontenet
Jib Jab: It's Time for Some Compaignin'
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No Introduction or Comment Needed, and Besides, I Needed to Knock Kama Sutra Off Its Leading Position...
JibJab
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No Introduction or Comment Needed, and Besides, I Needed to Knock Kama Sutra Off Its Leading Position...
JibJab
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The Snarkster Kinda Likes These Guys and Decided to Subscribe and Paris Who Never Seems to Go Away...
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This Week in YouTube
mahalodotcom says,
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This Week in YouTube
mahalodotcom says,
Today on This Week in YouTube, Lon Harris and Leah D'Emilio present the show that doesn't wear black masks, even though it's shot in Beijing. First up is a clip revealing a dreadful conspiracy spreading rainbows across the nation, an unreleased project by Joss Whedon, and an attack ad by John McCain. Paris Hilton fires back immediately, and as a result, McCain's head explodes. Wrapping up this week in YouTube is a clip from 1920s Dark Knight, a Heavy Metal Monk, and The Pharcyde's first video since they reunited. That's This Week in YouTube, which we watch so you don't have to.
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